*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*
why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad
What do UKIP stand for? Apart from writing ‘piss off’ on the White Cliffs of Dover
fall out boy
- everyone: pete no
- pete: pete yes
my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”